The Thing (1982): "Any Thing Can Be A Mouth"

The thing about The Thing (1982) is that it is super gross, actually — but it’s also full of absolute hotties. From Kurt Russell with his beard to Keith David with his earring to Richard Masur’s big gorgeous nose, pretty much everyone is serving looks, and given that it’s an all male cast (literally not a single woman among them, sorry to Alison Bechdel), there’s plenty of opportunities for things to get gay. As we journey down to the south pole on a new Spooky Tuesday, we’re gearing up for the winter weather with one of the best horror classics around. Want to donate to Monica’s AIDS/LifeCycle fund benefiting San Francisco AIDS Foundation and the Los Angeles LGBT Center? Check out her donation page here: http://www.tofighthiv.org/goto/monicaheidt

References:

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/23/opinion/the-thing-movie-horror.html

https://www.thepostathens.com/article/2021/10/the-thing-retrospective-review-john-carpenter

https://screenrant.com/thing-movie-childs-human-ending-explained/