2 Guys And A Chainsaw - A Horror Movie Review Podcast

Par Todd Kuhns & Craig Higgins

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Reviewing horror movies every week, both classic and modern films!

Épisodes

  • 56 min

    Hatching

    We talk about why we finally picked it, its Sundance buzz and critical praise, and how its quiet pacing and gorgeous cinematography build tension. From the disturbing mommy-blogger facade and relentless pressure on young gymnast Tinja to the eerie egg she incubates and the practical-effects creature that emerges, we unpack the film’s doppelgänger angle, psychic connection, and escalating attacks. Along the way we explore the movie’s layers of metaphor—maternity, repression, puberty, body image, and parents vicariously living through kids—leading to an ending we found bleak, satisfying, and thematically sharp

  • 55 min

    New York Ripper

    We talk through Fulci’s stylized approach, the gritty early ’80s New York locations, and how the film’s sleaze and eroticized violence make it a challenging watch, especially with its mean-spirited tone toward women. Along the way we unpack the duck-voiced killer calls, the procedural investigation, the disjointed plotting, and the extreme gore effects—particularly the razor-blade murder and eye trauma. We also cover the film’s reveal involving Peter, his hospitalized daughter, a dead-end suspect, and the bleak final moments that leave the story on a dark note.

  • 1 h 22 min

    Happy Birthday To Me

    We talk about the movie’s iconic shish kebab kill, its giallo-inspired mystery setup, and the nonstop barrage of over-the-top red herrings that make the nearly two-hour runtime feel even longer. Along the way we dig into the prep school “Top 10,” the creative (and sometimes cut-down) kill scenes, Virginia’s traumatic flashbacks and experimental brain procedure, and the surprisingly stacked talent behind the production, including Glenn Ford. We break down the movie’s wildly convoluted twist ending, why it feels like a last-minute rewrite, and why—despite its flaws—we ultimately had a fun time with it.

  • 53 min

    Incantation

    We discuss its clever use of mixed camera sources, the fourth-wall breaks that pull the audience into the curse, and how the film’s non-chronological structure parcels out its story. Along the way we unpack the ghost-hunter backstory, the taboo tunnel shrine and folk rituals, the escalating body horror centered on a young child, and the bleak implications of the film’s “chant with me” setup. We also compare its cursed-footage vibe to The Ring and talk about how its atmosphere and emotional stakes keep it intense, even when parts are hard to follow.

  • 1 h 12 min

    Stream

    We break down its basic-but-effective “game” setup in a hotel where masked killers, surveillance, and scoring drive extremely brutal practical-effect kills, while the real fun comes from a steady sugar-high of horror cameos—Dee Wallace, Danielle Harris, Jeffrey Combs, Tim Reid, Daniel Roebuck, Phyllisa Rose, Tony Todd, and more—plus David Howard Thornton essentially channeling Art the Clown. We talk about the TV-like cinematography, the two-hour runtime, uneven plotting and character overload, and the bleak ending and mid-credits sequel tease featuring Tim Curry’s voice, while agreeing it’s fan-service done right for horror fans, not the general public.

  • 52 min

    Madman

    Even though we’d somehow missed it for years, we were genuinely impressed by how competent it is—strong cinematography, effective editing, solid performances, and practical effects that often land, plus a captivating campfire-story opening that sets the tone and lore of “Madman Marz.” The plot is basically a classic paint-by-numbers chain of counselors wandering into the woods and getting picked off, but the kills are creative and the filmmaking elevates the whole experience. We also shout out the sound work, the memorable songs, and Galyn Ross as Betsy, then wrap up by playing a listener call.

  • 59 min

    Opus

    We talk about how impressive the filmmaking is, Malkovich’s unexpectedly convincing pop-star performance (including a full in-movie album), and the movie’s strong, tense, twisty atmosphere that sometimes evokes The Menu. We walk through the plot’s creepy compound setting, escalating cult behavior, and the violent reveal, then debate the ending’s explanation that everything was orchestrated so Ariel could escape and publish an exposé. One of us loved the ride and performances, while the other found the message and payoffs frustratingly vague, though we still recommend checking it out.

  • 1 h 00 min

    Prison

    While the story feels convoluted and the setup is thin, the movie is slickly shot and packed with memorable, creative kill sequences—dead lights, superheated cells, sentient barbed wire, and an outrageous finale. We talk through Viggo Mortensen’s early role as brooding inmate Burke (and how much of the movie he spends nearly naked), the prison’s chaotic reopening, the warden’s melodrama, and the bizarre supernatural “rules” that make little sense but still deliver some great effects. It’s messy, weird, and surprisingly fun—worth a watch on YouTube while it’s there!

  • 57 min

    Driller Killer

    We talk about its infamous cover art and how it helped spark the UK “video nasties” panic, then dig into the movie’s grimy New York atmosphere, disjointed character-study structure, and aggressive sound design—including the repeated band-rehearsal sequences and heavy use of music. We break down Reno’s unraveling as financial pressure, an unexplained church encounter, and surreal flashes build toward a sudden, graphic drill-fueled rampage, along with moments of dark humor and ambiguity. We also discuss the added footage in the longer cut and the unsettling, open-ended finale.

  • 50 min

    Match

    We talk through the creepy catfishing premise, the overbearing mom luring women to her house, and Henry’s memorable monster design, along with the movie’s mix of gross-out shocks, dark humor, and some frustrating “why would you do that?” character choices. Despite the cliches and suspension-of-disbelief moments, there’s plenty to discuss—from the Buffy-like mid-movie team-up and standout kills to the bizarre music-soothing motif and an especially brutal finale. If you’re in the mood for something dumb, goofy, and competently made, this one might be worth the watch on free, ad-supported Tubi.

  • 1 h 00 min

    Cutting Class

    We talk about the oddball cast—especially a very young Brad Pitt—plus Jill Schoelen, Martin Mull, and Roddy McDowell, and why so many scenes feel bizarrely staged or played too straight for the gags. From killer POV moments and death-by-kiln to the Xerox kill and that trampoline flag impalement, the movie delivers creative set pieces even when the plot and character motivations don’t track. It’s not a good movie, but we still had fun with it and think it plays best with friends.

  • 1 h 01 min

    Together

    We talk about why the movie has been so well received, how the effects and cinematography elevate it, and how the central relationship feels unusually intimate and honest. From moving to a rural house and the couple’s growing tension to the disturbing cave, the mysterious “water,” and the escalating physical and psychic bonding, we walk through the major plot turns.

  • 48 min

    The Dead Pit

    We talk about how derivative it feels of films like Bad Dreams, Halloween-style stalking, and other late-’80s horror beats, while still appreciating the moody lighting, strong visuals, and some fun practical effects.

  • 56 min

    Curse II: The Bite

    This movie has a lot going for it: ’80s time-capsule vibe, TV-heavy cast (including Jamie Farr, Sidney Lassick, and Brion James), and practical body-horror effects by Screaming Mad George. The plot follows a young couple on a road trip after Clark is bitten by a mutant snake, leading to an escalating transformation into a snake-armed—and eventually snake-spewing—monster, while Farr’s character pursues them after giving the wrong antidote.

  • 56 min

    Maniac

    We're finally covering William Lustig’s 1980 cult horror film Maniac - a gritty, guerrilla-shot New York character study starring Joe Spinell as Frank Zito,

  • New Fears Eve

    From the humor and horror to the film's low-budget charm and its dialogue style, there was lots to discuss. Issa Rose from the 'Sleepaway Camp' series prominently features as a memorable character with a standout performance. Help us kick off the new year with this intriguing horror flick.

  • 52 min

    The Sacrifice Game

    We reunite in Chicago for our Christmas review of the 2023 horror film 'The Sacrifice Game.' We reminisce about the last time we were able to meet in person back in 2022, and share our excitement for being able to watch and discuss the movie together. We delve into the plot of 'The Sacrifice Game,' its 1970s cult slasher vibes, and the surprising twist ending. From reconnecting characters, unsettling moments, to the coziness of the holiday setting, we discuss it all. Join us for a heartfelt and festive discussion on this latest horror flick, and don't forget to share your thoughts and comments!

  • 54 min

    Black Christmas (2006)

    This week, Craig and I dive into the 2006 remake of 'Black Christmas,' a holiday horror pick that our patrons voted for. We discuss the backstory, special kills, nods to the original, and some of its goofier elements. With a star-studded cast including Michelle Trachtenberg, Lacey Chabert, and Mary Elizabeth Winstead, there's a lot to unpack. We had some mixed feelings but ultimately found some enjoyment in its over-the-top gore and Christmas vibes. Perfect for fans of early 2000s horror. Don’t forget to share your thoughts and comments!

  • 51 min

    Silent Night Deadly Night 2

    After years of resistance, we're finally giving this fan-requested movie the attention it deserves. Join us as we dissect the recycled footage from the first movie, Ricky’s over-the-top performance, and the film’s unexpected (and often ridiculous) comedic elements. We debate whether this film is so bad it's good and consider the legacy of this infamous holiday slasher. Tune in for laughs, critical takes, and some surprising revelations about our feelings towards this cult classic. Don’t forget to share your thoughts and recommendations for other holiday horrors!

  • 39 min

    Body

    We delve into the plot of this flick set on Christmas Eve, discussing its lack of compelling twists and predictable storyline. We'll compare it to other similar films like 'Very Bad Things' and 'I Know What You Did Last Summer' and share our honest thoughts on the characters and overall execution. Is 'Body' a thrilling holiday film or just 'mid'? Join us to find out. And hey, we’ve got a heartwarming message from a listener in Alabama that you won't want to miss. Tune in and let us know your thoughts!

  • 48 min

    Thankskilling

    From bizarre animated sequences to hilarious one-liners, 'Thankskilling' offers a unique blend of low-budget charm and absurdity. We discuss the film's most memorable moments, its cult status, and why it might just be the perfect movie for a goofy Thanksgiving gathering with friends. Don't forget to share your thoughts in the comments; we love hearing from you all!

  • 55 min

    Terrified

    It's request time again, and this week we're diving into the 2017 Argentinian horror film 'Terrified' (Aterrados)! We discuss the unique structure of the film, its atmospheric and haunting visuals, and the complex narrative that keeps you on the edge of your seat. From the shocking opening scene to the film’s unsettling climax, we break down what makes 'Terrified' a compelling watch for horror fans, despite its sometimes confusing plot elements. Be sure to watch the video and share your thoughts in the comments!

  • 45 min

    The Brood

    We discuss Eggar's extensive career, from television appearances to film roles, and delve into the unique aspects of the 1979 horror movie, exploring its themes of trauma, divorce, and the sinister practice of 'psychoplasmics.' There's plenty of dramatic tension in this melodramatic piece, while staying true to Cronenberg's unsettling body horror dynamics. Don't forget to share your thoughts in the comments!

  • 59 min

    Hauntedween

    Re-released by Vinegar Syndrome and recently made available on Tubi, this obscure gem is an amateurish yet charming horror flick. We discuss the film's production, plot, and key moments, from its quirky characters to its surprisingly good cinematography and makeup effects. Perfect for a chilly Halloween night!