Apple TV’s Matchbox The Movie Is a Movie For No One, plus Slow-Burn Horror Movies | SVU

From none of the people who brought you Barbie comes a new film inspired by (or mandated by?) the Mattel corporation. It’s Matchbox: The Movie! And it stinks. But in what ways exactly does it stink? The answers may surprise you. Matt and Jordan discuss. Plus, Jordan’s thoughts on the conclusion of Prime Video’s Carrie limited series, which was reviewed on last week’s show; a Rec Seg featuring titles — one adapted from a video game, the other from a toy — that fare better than Matchbox; a listener request for slow-burn horror movies; and the return of Portmanteau-to-Toe: a Movie Trivia Game.

Intro / Carrie recap (00:00:00–00:08:41)

Matchbox: The Movie (Apple TV) (00:08:42–00:33:42)

Rec Seg! (00:33:43–00:47:41)

Listener Request Seg: Slow-Burn Horror Movies (00:47:42–01:05:33)

Game: Portmanteau-To-Toe (01:05:34–01:24:55)

New to Streaming / Credits (01:24:56–01:34:08)

Show Notes

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